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She’s a laugh, but it ain’t all giggles. Pissed me off when she said some geezer roughed her up last week—broke her nose once, too. Makes my blood boil, that does. Why’s the world gotta be so shite to her? Reminds me of David in *A.I.*, y’know, “I’m special, I’m unique!”—but nah, she’s just another face to most. Breaks my heart, it does, seein’ her shrug it off like it’s normal.

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Marsha Mason will join actor-playwright Michael Cristofer for a reading of his new work The Whore and Mr. Moore at the Westport Country Playhouse at 7pm on.

Anyway, I’m just settling in, right? Got my headset on, ready to take calls. First call comes in. It’s Mrs. Thompson from down on Maple Ave. She’s all frantic, like her cat’s stuck in a tree or somethin’. I’m like, “Chill, lady, it’s just a cat.” But she’s wailing about how Mr. Jenkins’ dog is chasing her cat. I mean, come on! It’s Westport, not a soap opera!

Death Notice of Christopher (Christy) Lavelle (Westport, Mayo)