Ada Westport Whore ❤️

About Waterford

Sarcasm’s my shield, so I’m thinking, “Yeah, she’s a saint, saving souls one thrust at a time.” Hilarious, ‘cause it’s bullshit. She’s just surviving. Me? I’d carve her a cane, say, “Lean on this, princess.” She’d roll her eyes—fair. Whores don’t need pity, just cash. “You kill Nazis?” I’d ask, quoting Aldo Raine. She’d laugh, “Only the ones who don’t pay.” Fair enough, lady. Fair eoughn.

Westport on a map

Then, I get a call from a guy on Bay St. He’s lost his keys. I’m like, “Bro, retrace your steps!” But he’s acting like it’s the end of the world. I mean, it’s just keys! I’m about to lose it, but I keep my cool.

Late surge earns Westport a draw with Ballintubber