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Here’s a mad one – in Amsterdam, yeah, they’ve got window girls, like a fuckin’ human Argos catalogue! Pick your lass, tap the glass, in you go. Saw it once, nearly pissed meself laughin’ – one punter tripped over his own feet, faceplanted the curb, lass just rolled her eyes. Surprised me, how normal it felt there – no shame, just business. Reckon I’d be a shite client, though – I’d be too busy takin’ the piss out the decor. “Nice curtains, love, your nan pick ‘em?”

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12 years ago at Ducks in Westport The Day Street Brothel played a show, & this is one of the tunes from it. \m/.

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s scrambling, and I’m stuck at my desk. I can’t leave! I’m the only one who knows how to connect calls! So, I’m yelling, “Stay calm, people! It’s probably just a burnt bagel from the café!”

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