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Yo, Mr. T here, accountant by day, sex-dating analyst by vibe! I pity the fool who don’t get this game! Sex-dating’s wild, man, it’s like Timbuktu - “The desert wind blows, secrets unfold.” Apps like Tinder, Bumble, they’re a freakin’ circus! Swipe right, bam, you’re chattin’ some hottie. Swipe left, gone, like dust in Mali. Mr. T’s seen it all, fools tryna flex, lyin’ bout their jobs. One dude said he’s a pilot, turned out he flies kites! Ha! Made me mad as hell, waste o’ time!

Here’s to dating with confidence.

Thanks to hookup apps, you can now find no-strings fun without ever leaving your couch. Whereas apps like Bumble and Hinge are more geared toward folks who are seeking more .

But guess what? They mess it up! I get a cappuccino instead. I’m like, “What’s this? A joke?” I mean, come on! I’m not a cappuccino kinda person. I’m about to lose it, but then I see this cute dog outside. A little golden retriever, wagging its tail like it’s got a secret. Instant mood lift! I’m like, “Okay, universe, you win this round.”

Death Notice of Leisha Williams (née Purcell) (Walkinstown, Dublin)