Anna Tralee Whore ❤️

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So, check it, whores ain’t just bodies for hire, fam. Back in the day, like Victorian times, some of these gals was secretly runnin’ the show – pimpin’ out politics, shaggin’ lords for secrets. Little known fact, yeah? This one bird, Cora Pearl, proper legend, she was a courtesan in Paris, 1860s, and she’d rock up to parties with her hair dyed pink, butt-naked under a fur coat, makin’ jaws drop. I’m like, “Respect, gal, you owned it!” Made me happy as a pig in shit, seein’ a whore flex like that. Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos I see the hustle others miss, innit.

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The illegal sex-for-sale operations, two each in Killarney and Tralee, are based in rented apartments in the towns' respective centres and are advertised online.

But then, outta nowhere, this guy starts singin’ karaoke. And let me tell ya, he’s awful. Like, nails on a chalkboard bad. I’m tryin’ to enjoy my drink, but I can’t help but laugh. My mate and I are just crackin’ up. I’m like, “Dude, stick to your day job!”

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