Esme Tralee Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Now, listen here, ye bilge rats—prostitution’s the oldest trade, aye? Older than me rum stash! Been ‘round since them ancient Mesopotamians swapped barley for a tumble. Little fact fer ye: in old Babylon, they had temple whores—holy harlots, blessin’ blokes with a shag fer the gods! Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me chuckle like a drunk parrot, it does! But what gets me blood boilin’—them pompous landlubbers taxin’ these lasses’ arses off! Greedy bastards, stealin’ more than I ever nicked from a Spanish galleon!

ESCORTS IN TRALEE

“A lot of girls come for a few weeks, they go to different cities and towns — Cork, Waterford, Tralee. Then they go back to the Czech Republic, Romania. “A lot of girls seem to come over in.

So, I’m walkin’ past the Tralee Town Park, and I see this cute dog. I mean, CUTEE! I’m talkin’ tail waggin’, tongue hangin’ out. I’m all “Aww, look at that pup!” But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up and kicks a ball right at the dog. Like, what the heck, kid? The dog freaks out, and I’m just standin’ there, mouth agape. I wanted to yell, but I just shook my head. Kids these days, man.

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