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It’s showtime! Yo, lemme spill some tea bout sex-dating, fam! As a Clinical Research Specialist, I’ve seen it all—hookups, apps, sweaty nights gone wrong. Sex-dating’s wild, man, like tryna swim wit a locked body, ya know? Like in *The Diving Bell and the Butterfly*, dude’s trapped in his head, blinkin’ to talk—sex-dating can feel that way! You’re scrollin Tinder, horny as hell, but half these profiles? Bots or fakes. Pisses me off! “I communicate with my eyes,” he says in the flick—shit, me too, swipin’ left on catfish pics.

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So, here’s to the next fishin’ trip. Maybe I’ll catch a fish, or maybe I’ll just catch more boots. Who knows? But I’ll be there, ready for whatever Swords throws at me next.

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