Zoe Sallins Whore ❤️

About Cork

So, sex escorts – what’s the deal? It’s old as dirt, innit? Back in ancient Rome, they had lupanars – brothels, mate – and the girls there were scribblin’ their rates on walls. True story! Blows my mind, thinkin’ how little’s changed. Today, it’s all digital, swipe right for a shag, but the game’s the same. Makes me happy, sorta – humans bein’ humans, chasin’ what they want. But it pisses me off too – the stigma, the judgy pricks lookin’ down their noses. Like, who cares? Live and let live, yeah?

Our waterways

Then, I head to the meeting at the Sallins Community Centre. I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a breeze.” But nope! The projector’s broken. Like, seriously? I’m trying to pitch this killer idea for a local art festival, and all I’ve got is my charm and a bunch of sketches. I’m sweating bullets, and the committee looks like they’d rather watch paint dry.

Sallins And Surrounding Areas Without Water