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About Swords

So, this one time, I’m watchin’ the telly, pint in hand, and I hear this mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes! TOES, mate! Blew my mind, that did – imagine the skill, the multitasking! I was proper chuffed, like, “That’s efficiency, that is, pure Brent-style innovation!” Makes me wanna high-five ‘em, but, y’know, hygiene.

Classic Poem

There are lots of sanitized versions of “Ringsend,” but Tyrrell unabashedly opens with the original words: “I will live in Ringsend with a red-headed whore.” Then there are the songs that quake .

First stop, the corner of Thorncastle St. and the Strand. There’s this massive oak, like, the size of a small car. I’m all pumped, ready to give it a good look. But then, bam! A seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich right outta my hand! Like, seriously? Who knew seagulls were such thieves? I’m standing there, mouth agape, while this feathered bandit flies off with my lunch.

Years After Major Flooding, Some Residents in Ringsend and Irishtown Say They Can't Get Flood Insurance