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She’s got legs like Churchill’s cigar—short, stubby, but packs a punch. Saw her once outside a dodgy pub, skirt hiked up, fag hangin’ outta her gob, lookin’ like she’d shag a lamppost for a fiver. Made me bloody angry—where’s the class, eh? But then, I was chuffed—she’s got guts, struttin’ like that in broad daylight! We shall never surrender to her brazen ways, yet I salute her grit.

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So, I’m trying to fix it, right? And then, boom! The power goes out. Just my luck. I’m standing there in the dark, thinking, “Great, just great.” I mean, Portarlington’s not exactly known for its stellar power grid. I can hear the waves crashing down at the beach, and I’m like, “I’d rather be there than here.”

Death Notice of Bridie Higgins (née Guinan) (Portarlington, Offaly)