Abigail Naas Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Dublin

Lemme tell ya, findin’ a pro ain’t no picnic. Back in the day, you’d cruise the block, see ‘em posted up like they own the damn sidewalk. Now? Shit’s gone digital, bro! They’re on apps, websites, hell, even X got some shady corners if ya squint hard enough. Blows my mind, man, how they flipped the game. Used to be all eye contact and a nod, now it’s swipe right or some coded-ass DM like “Wanna buy some flowers?” Yeah, flowers my ass!

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So, I settle for a muffin. Not the same, but whatever. I sit down, and this old guy next to me starts chatting. He’s telling me about the history of Naas. Apparently, it used to be a market town. Who knew? I’m just nodding along, trying to act interested while secretly wishing I had that scone.

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