Audrey Limerick Whore ❤️

About Waterford

Oi, me droogs, it’s Gru here! Lightbulb! So, we talkin’ ‘bout whores, da? Not just any, but *whore* – like, big concept, ya? I’m thinkin’ Zero Dark Thirty vibes, dat gritty hunt, dat tension – “We’re all in dis together, damn it!” – but wit’ whores, it’s messier, wilder, ya know? Picture dis: dark alleys, smoky rooms, dese dames struttin’ like dey own da world. I luv it! Makes me heart pump, like when Maya in da movie goes, “I’m gonna smoke everybody involved!” – dat’s da spirit whores got, too!

What are your favourite filthy limericks?

A series of limericks, written a decade ago – an image made by a fine Swiss draughtman, Fuseli of Füssli, who worked for the British art-market.

Then, I decide to take a breather. Head over to the Milk Market. You know, that place with all the food stalls? I’m hopin’ a good scone will fix my mood. But nooo, it’s packed! Like, I’m talkin’ shoulder-to-shoulder with folks. I’m tryin’ to navigate through the crowd, and this one dude just stops in front of me. Like, c’mon man, move it! I almost lost it.

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