Addison Letterkenny Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, y’all wanna talk bout a whore? Alright, let’s dive in—got my carpenter hat on, sawdust in my flippers, and I’m thinkin bout this chick from way back. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s a vibe, ya know? Like, I’m hammerin nails, buildin a table, and I’m picturin this gal—let’s call her Sally, why not? She’s out there, livin life like it’s a scavenger hunt, pickin up whatever shines. Kinda reminds me of *The Gleaners and I*—y’know, my fave flick? Agnes Varda’s got this line, “To glean is to gather what’s left,” and damn, Sally’s gleanin *everything*—dudes, cash, drama, the works!

MAN BANGED AT WIFE’S WINDOW WITH HATCHET AND SAID: “I’M GOING TO BURN YOU OUT YOU W****”

Then, I’m off to the industrial park on the outskirts. Gotta check on the new machinery we just got. I’m driving down the Pearse Road, and I swear, the potholes are getting bigger. I hit one and nearly spill my coffee. I’m like, “C’mon, Letterkenny! Fix your roads!” I mean, I know we’re not Dublin, but still!

Letterkenny Gaels’ winning streak continues against Naomh Colmcille