Aria Douglas Whore ❤️

About Galway

So, picture this – a whore I met once, called her Ruby, real name prolly somethin’ dull like Janet. She worked the docks, smelled like salt and cheap gin. Had this scar, right across her cheek, said a john gave it to her with a broken bottle. Made me mad as hell, Clarice – who does that? But she laughed it off, said, “Men are pigs, I’m the butcher.” Fuckin’ savage, right? Reminded me of that line, “The knife cuts both ways” – Sembène knew what’s up.

Know another quote from The King of Queens?

Halfway through, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Dave. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what just happened at the Laxey Glen.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a meeting!” But he keeps texting. Apparently, there was a sheep on the loose. A SHEEP! In the middle of the street! Only in Douglas, right?

Douglas (Dougie) Barry