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First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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Halfway through, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Dave. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what just happened at the Laxey Glen.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a meeting!” But he keeps texting. Apparently, there was a sheep on the loose. A SHEEP! In the middle of the street! Only in Douglas, right?

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