Brianna Dalkey Whore ❤️

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I’m, like, happy tho, ‘cause whore’s unapologetic. She’s not waiting for some dude to save her—she’s cashing checks and breaking necks. Reminds me of Scarlett Johansson’s vibe in the movie, just floating through life, all “I just feel so alone.” Whore’s alone but, like, thriving—iconic! I stan.

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this kid, maybe 10 or so, trying to impress his friends. He climbs up the diving board like he’s some kind of superhero. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But nah, he jumps, and I swear, it was like watching a slow-motion train wreck. He belly-flops harder than I’ve ever seen. The splash was epic! Everyone laughed, even me. But then, he comes up, and he’s crying. Ugh, poor kid. I had to go over and give him a pep talk. “Hey, man, you’re still a champ!”

Artist, illustrator and author Charlie Mackesy to appear at Dalkey Book Festival this June