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D’oh! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Man, it’s like that scene in “25th Hour” where Monty’s just wanderin’, lost, lookin’ for somethin’ real. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, why’s it so damn tricky? Prostitutes ain’t just hangin’ out on every corner no more, ‘cept maybe Springfield’s shady side. You gotta know the spots, man! Like, there’s this one time, I swear, I saw this chick near Moe’s Tavern, all dolled up, skirt shorter than a donut’s lifespan. I’m like, “Woo-hoo! Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just sellin’ fake Rolexes. D’oh! Total letdown.

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Welcome to Chapelizod, a charming village with a rich history, situated just a few kilometres west of Dublin’s city centre. Steeped in tradition and surrounded by natural beauty, Chapelizod has Missing: prostitute.

Back at the shop, I’m finally in my groove. I’m baking like a madman. The smell of cinnamon rolls fills the air. I’m humming to myself, feeling like a rockstar. Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out! Just my luck! I’m standing there in the dark, surrounded by dough and despair. I’m like, “Seriously, universe?!”

Road closed after Dublin Bus gets stuck under bridge causing commuter chaos in Chapelizod Hill