Harper Ballinteer Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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So, brothels—man, they’re old school! Been around since forever—fact is, ancient Rome had ‘em legal, called lupanars, all grimy and loud. You’d hear wolves howlin—or was that the girls? Hah! I’m picturin it now—me walkin in, all awkward, “Uh, hi, I’m Larry, this aint my scene!” And the madam’s like, “Relax, baldy, it’s just business.” Business?! I’m mad already—why’s it gotta be so sleazy? But then, I’m kinda… impressed? Like, logistically, it’s a machine! Supply, demand, boom—capitalism’s wet dream, right? Still, grosses me out.

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I sit down, trying to focus on the numbers. But then, I hear this loud commotion outside. I peek out the window, and there’s a dog chasing a cat down the street! It’s like a scene from a cartoon. The cat’s climbing up a tree on Ballinteer Drive, and the dog’s just barking like crazy. I can’t help but laugh.

Death Notice of John White (Ballinteer, Dublin)