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So, picture this—me, Ali G, rollin’ up in me truck, lookin’ for a bit of fun. Ain’t cos I is black, nah, it’s cos I’m knackered from haulin’ gear all day! Found this bird once, right, near a layby—proper sketchy spot. She was like, “Tenner for a quickie,” and I’m thinkin’, “Is you havin’ a laugh?” Bargained her down to a fiver—skills, innit! Reminds me of Royal sayin’, “I’ve always been considered an asshole”—well, I ain’t that bad, but I’m cheeky, yeah?

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud commotion. I turn around, and there’s a bunch of kids playing football on the beach. They’re shouting and laughing, and I can’t help but smile. It’s like they’re living in the moment, you know? I remember when I was a kid, running around on the beach, not a care in the world.

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