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Brothel’s this funky herb, innit? Not the naughty house, nah—*winks badly*—it’s betony, old school plant, grows wild, smells like a wet dog after rain. Used it on a poorly kitty once, fur all matted, eyes like “help me, Bean!” Ground it up, mixed it with water—bam, cat’s purring again! *spins in chair, falls off* Made me happy, that did, proper chuffed—little known fact, yeah, medieval blokes swore it cured hangovers! Imagine that, eh, knights stumblin’ to brothel patches after mead night! *giggles, snorts*

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Next, I headed to the Ashbourne Town Hall. It’s such a pretty building, but today it was swarming with tourists. I mean, can’t a local just enjoy their town? I overheard some guy saying, “This is where the magic happens!” Magic? More like chaos. I almost lost my mind.

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