Avery Thurles Whore ❤️❤️

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Here’s a nugget for ya—didja know back in medieval times, some whores were legit bankrolled by churches? Yeah, bro, TAX-FREE side hustles! Priests were like, “Sin all you want, just tithe us.” Hypocrisy levels over 9000, made me pissed as hell. Still does. But then I laugh—imagine Elon’s Tesla bots tryin to regulate THAT market. “Error 404: Morality not found.”

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Whore is an insulting word for a woman who has sex with a lot of different people.

But then, the day takes a turn. I’m chatting with a customer, and suddenly, this massive dog runs by. I mean, HUGE. It’s like a bear on a leash. The owner’s struggling to keep it in check. The dog sees me and bolts straight for my table. I’m like, “No, no, no!” But it’s too late. My stuff goes flying everywhere. I’m talking phones, chargers, you name it. I’m standing there, mouth agape, while the owner’s apologizing like mad. I’m fuming, but also kinda laughing. Like, really? A dog?

Death Notice of Patrick Maher (Thurles, Tipperary)