Emily Thurles Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

What Is The Difference Between A Slut And A Whore

The Cute Whore comes to The Source Arts Centre Thurles on Friday 25 September at 8pm. Duration 1 hour approx. Limited tickets available. Call.

So, I finally get to my spot on O’Rahilly Street. I’m setting up my stuff, and outta nowhere, this guy comes up to me. He’s all like, “Hey, mate, you got any deals?” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s 9 AM. What kinda deals you want?” Turns out, he’s looking for a new phone. I’m like, “Bro, you’re in the wrong place.” But hey, I’m a nice guy, so I help him out.

BREAKDOWN: What happened with the proposed Thurles IPAS centre?