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So, sexual-massage – dodgy biz, right? Them hands slippin’ everywhere, oiled up, proper cheeky! Used to think it’s all sleaze, but – surprise, surprise – it’s old as fuck! Ancient Greeks, mate, called it “anatripsis” – rubbin’ for health, not just boners! Blew me mind, that did! Imagine some toga bloke gettin’ a sexual-massage, “Oh Zeus, yes!” – fuckin’ hilarious!

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After that, I’m back on my chair, trying to catch a breather. But then, I hear this loud crash. I look over, and some dude just knocked over a whole table of snacks. Chips everywhere! I’m talking about a full-on snack massacre. I can’t help but laugh. Like, who even does that? But then I see the vendor, Mr. O’Reilly, looking like he’s about to lose it. Poor guy. He’s been selling snacks on Ratoath’s Main Street for years. I help him clean up, and he’s like, “Thanks, mate. You’re a lifesaver!” I’m like, “Nah, just a snack saver.”

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