Vanessa Raheny Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cork

Aight, but here’s the tea—whore’s sneaky. Slips thru cracks, fucks up plans. Pissed me off once, had a client ask, “Yo, Ye, does my plan cover whore?” I’m like, “Man, I wish!” Had to freestyle some bullshit answer, felt like a clown. Still sold the policy tho—genius! Whore’s like that tho, keeps you on your toes, like “You either die a hero or live long enough…”—you know the rest. That’s my life now, battlin’ whore daily.

Raheny’s Inaugural Parade

After my muffin disappointment, I decided to stroll down to the seafront. You know, the one by the Bull Island? It’s gorgeous there. The waves were crashing, and I thought, “This is it. This is life.” But then, outta nowhere, a seagull swoops down and snatches my muffin! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I was so mad! I mean, who does that?

Death Notice of Robbie Farquharson (Raheny, Dublin)