Olivia Monaghan Brothel ❤️

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Dude, brothels, man – wild shit. I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, stoic-like, ya know? “Whoa.” Like, they’re these secret lil worlds, right? Oldest gig in the book, swear. Been around forever, probs since cavemen had coins. Saw this one story – blew my mind – some brothel in Nevada, legal, called Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Girls there got rules, taxes, the works! Ain’t no shady alley crap, it’s legit biz. Made me happy, sorta, seein em treated decent, not like trash.

Woman who manages legal brothel explains their number one rule for deciding who can work there

Malfalda D. M. (33), a Portuguese national, pleaded guilty to keeping a brothel at a house she rented in Lake View, Co. Monaghan.

So, I’m laughin’ and clappin’, and then I spot this cute girl. She’s got this amazing smile, and I’m like, “Wow, she’s a real gem.” I try to play it cool, but I trip over my own feet. Classic me! She giggles, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m the town clown.” But hey, at least I made her laugh, right?

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