Sophie Jobstown Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Waterford

So, listen up, this whore thing—wild, yeah? I’m sittin’ here, cold as ice, thinkin’—whore’s a damn puzzle. Like in *Boyhood*, “You don’t pick who ya love,” right? Whore’s got that vibe—messy, real, unscripted. Been around forever, prolly since some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. Fact is, old Rome had whores struttin’ like queens—lupanars, they called ‘em, brothels with style. Blows my mind, honestly.

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For those who didn't know you can get free lapdances on your yacht.

So, I’m feeling all artsy, right? I head to the gallery on Oak St. They had this exhibit about “the essence of urban decay.” I’m like, “Dude, that’s just my apartment!” But seriously, some of the pieces were dope. One looked like a dumpster fire. I laughed so hard, I almost snorted my drink.

There was a lot of love for Mikey and Dylan on ‘This is Jobstown’ last night