Angelina Gorey Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—I’m rantin’ to myself, pacin’ the room, probly lookin’ like a nutcase. Whore! It’s such a loaded word, right? Back in the day—like, medieval times, true story—some whores were legit healers, did ya know that? They’d sleep with guys, sure, but also fix their aches with herbs or whatever. Wild, huh? I’m sittin’ there, stunned, thinkin’, “Wow, they’re out here multitaskin’!” Meanwhile, I’m mad ‘cause society’s all judgy—still is! Makes me wanna scream, “Leave ‘em alone, ya prudes!”

Ferrante Pallavicino; Edward Gorey (illus.)

WHORES - features sexy times GORES - features death and killing a lot HORRORS - makes pewdiepie shout like a whore SNORES - the category worse for putting you.

So, I’m hammering away, and then my buddy Liam pops in. He’s all excited, talkin’ about some festival happening down by the harbor. “You gotta check it out, man! Food trucks, music, the whole shebang!” I’m like, “Yeah, sounds cool, but I got work.” But then he pulls out this amazing pastry from that bakery on The Square. Ugh, I can’t resist!

Bling up your bicycle during Gorey Bike Week