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Lemme tell ya, I tried it once—up in the Rockies, this chick, swear she had magic fingers. Started all chill, then bam! Say hello to my little friend! Tension gone, muscles screamin thank you, but also… ya know, *other* parts screamin too. “I’m on my way!”—like that line from the movie, bro, I was flyin high. But here’s the kicker—some places, they sneak it in all shady like. Pissed me off when I heard bout these “massage parlors” gettin busted. Keep it real, man, don’t ruin a good thing with bullshit!

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This poor pup is up there, barking like it’s auditioning for a dog show. I’m laughing, but also kinda worried. I mean, how does a dog even get up there? I’m not a vet, but I’m pretty sure trees aren’t meant for dogs.

Man jumped out of window to avoid Gardaí