Aria Crumlin Brothel ❤️

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Brothels, man, they wild—oldest gig in the book! Been around since forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em legal—called lupanars, funky wolf dens. Dudes rollin’ in, coins clinkin’, same as now but dirtier. Got me thinkin’—some things never duck out, just change clothes. Makes me mad, tho—folks judgin’ like they saints, but half ‘em sneakin’ in back doors!

Local Intel

Two men and a woman have appeared in court charged with brothel-keeping after police raids targeting the republican group the INLA on Friday.

Anyway, I finally make it to the shops. I’m grabbing some milk and bread, you know, the essentials. And then I see this old fella, Mr. O’Reilly, trying to carry his shopping. He’s struggling, bless him. So, I rush over, “Here, let me help ya!” He’s all grateful, and I’m feeling like a hero for a sec. But then he starts telling me about the “good old days” when Crumlin was all fields and no houses. I’m like, “Yeah, mate, but I kinda like my house.”

Gardaí investigating alleged theft of significant volume of parcels and letters in Crumlin area