Addison Cobh Whore ❤️

About Dublin

So, this one time—true story—I saw her outside a dodgy tavern, hagglin’ with some drunk sod. She’s all, “Pay up, or I’ll cut ya!”—like, whoa, lass, chill! Made me laugh, tho, ‘cause she’s got guts. Little known fact: back in medieval days, whores ran secret guilds—yep, legit unions! Had their own codes, protected each other—kinda like Batman watchin’ Gotham’s back, but with less capes and more corsets. Ain’t that wild?

ESCORTS IN COBH

Cobh has seen more drama than The Crown, from Titanic tears to prison fears, singing donkeys and grateful bisons.

After the meeting, I decide to grab a bite. Head over to the Quayside. The fish and chips there? To die for! But, of course, the line is out the door. I’m standin’ there, starvin’, and this seagull swoops down and snatches a chip right outta my hand! I’m like, “Dude, that’s my lunch!” But I can’t help but laugh. Only in Cobh, right?

Cobh Ramblers stun Treaty United late on in SSE Airtricity League First Division