Leah Clane Whore ❤️❤️

About Dundalk

Little known fact – they called it “Whore” ‘cause the queen card was the boss. Queen of spades, usually, ruinin’ everyone’s day. Some drunk French dude prolly lost his shirt to it and yelled, “That card’s a damn harlot!” – and it stuck. Hilarious, right? Makes me chuckle, picturin’ those idiots ragin’ over paper. But it pisses me off too – no one plays it now! All these modern games with microtransactions and glowin’ screens – gimme a break. Whore’s raw, real, like Viggo Mortensen breakin’ noses.

Lexicology

Prostitute Clane Lisa · Prostitute Clane Agnes · Escort Clane Lily · Sexual massage Clane Lorraine · Find a prostitute Clane Betty · Escort Clane Abby · Whore.

First off, I’m running late. Classic me. I sprint down Main St., dodging the usual crowd. You know, the folks at the café, sipping their lattes like they own the place. I swear, if I see one more person take a selfie with that weird statue on the corner of Main and Prosperous, I might lose it. Like, who even thought that was a good idea?

Death Notice of Brenda MURPHY (née Magee) (Clane, Kildare)