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Sarcasm time: yeah, she’s livin’ the dream, right? Glitz, glam, and STDs—sign me up! But real talk, she’s got guts. Me, I’d be terrified—Russia’s too close from that curb, y’know? Ha! Exaggeratin’ for drama—she’s probs fought off worse than Putin with a stiletto. In my head, she’s a legend, a riff in human form. Kinda wanna write her a song—*“Prostitute Blues”*, all gritty and raw. You’d dig it, trust me.

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First, I’m at the library on the Hazelhatch Road, digging through some old records. I’m all focused, right? Then, boom! Fire alarm goes off. Like, seriously? I’m just trying to find out about the old Celbridge Abbey, and now I’m sprinting out the door with a bunch of confused old folks. I swear, I almost tripped over Mrs. O’Reilly’s cat. That cat is a menace, I tell ya.

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