Megan Carrigaline Whore ❤️

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Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

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Haven't been in for a while but the tackle whore in me is screaming to be let loose again and there's no better place for it! Stick on the kettle and make.

After that, I head over to the Carrigaline Shopping Centre. I needed some supplies for my game design project. You know, snacks and energy drinks. I’m in the shop, and I spot this massive sale on crisps. I’m like, “Yes! Score!” But then, I realize I’m in a queue that’s moving slower than a snail on a lazy day. I’m losing my mind.

Road reopens following incident in Carrigaline