Katherine Beaumont Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Swords

Oh, and get this—heard she once tricked a fella into givin’ her his last nugget, sayin’ it was for “good luck.” Ha! Luck my big ol’ behind! She a hustler, pure and simple. Kinda love that ‘bout her, tho—reminds me of me, fightin’ life with sass and a prayer. “Sometimes I wonder if I’ve changed,” Bill Murray’d say. She ain’t changin’—she *thrives* in that mess! Halleluyer, what a sight!

Glory's Hole

I decided to stroll down Calder Avenue. It’s a nice street, lots of trees, and the sun was shining. I thought, “Hey, maybe today won’t be so bad.” But then, BAM! A pigeon poops right on my shoulder. Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my day, and this bird decides I’m its target practice. I laughed it off, but inside, I was like, “What did I do to deserve this?”

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