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They’re nocturnal, right? Skulk about at night, big googly eyes—proper creepy, like they’re plottin’ summat. Reminds me of Lenny in *Memento*, “You know who you are?”—whore’s got that sneaky vibe, dodgy red coat, lurkin’ in reefs. Mate, they’re omnivores—gobble plankton, nibble coral—like Boris snaffling biscuits at tea! Little-known fact: they grunt! Yeah, vibrate their swim bladders—sounds like a geezer after too many pints. Heard it once divin’—nearly spat me regulator out laughin’!

Ballyfermot

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So, I’m buzzin’ and headin’ down to the community center on Drumfinn Road. Got a promo event for some local band. They’re called “The Ballyfermot Banshees” or somethin’. I thought, “Great, just what we need—more noise.” But hey, I’m a promoter, gotta sell it, right?

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