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So, picture this—me, fish-stink Gollum, hearin’ bout these parlors, right? Down by the docks, salty air, some lass with strong hands offers a “rub-down.” Not just shoulders, no no, it’s *sexual-massage*, sneaky-like! Little fact for ya—back in old China, they called it “tuina,” but dirtier, heh, for emperors who wanted more than stiff necks fixed. Me? I’d be rubbish at it—fingers all bony, hissin’ at folks to “lie still, precious!” Hah! Imagine that, me kneadinn’ some bloke’s back, mutterin’, “My hands… they hurt…”

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We hit up The Castle Inn first. Great spot, proper local vibe. I grab a pint of Guinness, and we start talkin’ about the races. Dave’s convinced he’s got the next big winner. I’m like, “Mate, you said that last week!” But he’s relentless. “This time, I swear!”

Neptune take their chance against Ballincollig as derby is decided on buzzer