Ella Athy Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, so prostitute—yeah, the word’s a mess, ain’t it? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—as a vet, I deal with bitches all day, but this? This is next-level tail-chasin’. Everybody lies, right? That’s the gig with prostitutes—paws up, they’re sellin’ a fantasy, not the truth. Saw this one case, years back, swear it’s legit—client brings in a dog, says it’s “sick,” but I smell the perfume, see the glitter on its fur. Dude’s lyin’—Fido’s been hangin’ with a working girl! Laughed my ass off, but it pissed me off too—don’t drag the pup into your crap!

Around the World With The Times

(Noun) One who runs their entire life based on social events and networking. Related to the Social Butterfly.

Finally, I get my chips, and they’re golden perfection. I’m munching away, feeling like a king. But then, I see this group of kids playing football on the street. They’re having a blast, but they kick the ball right into my chips! I’m like, “Noooo!” But they’re laughing, and I can’t help but laugh too. Kids, man.

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