Madison Athy Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Limerick

Little known fact—whores like Candy, they got secrets. She told me once, half-drunk, how she stashed cash in a hollowed-out Bible. Genius, right? Who’s gonna rob a holy book? Made me happy, that sly move—fuckin’ clever! But then she’d piss me off, yammerin’ bout her pimp like he was some king. “He’s my Theo,” she’d say, noddin’ to that movie hero. Bitch, Theo don’t slap ya for less than fifty! I’d roll my eyes so hard they’d hurt.

Basic Details

(Noun) One who runs their entire life based on social events and networking. Related to the Social Butterfly.

So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this massive poster for a local gig at the Athy Heritage Centre. I mean, c’mon, who doesn’t love a good local band? I’m all about supporting the scene. But then, I notice the date is wrong! Like, seriously? How do you mess that up? I was fuming! I mean, I’m here to promote, not fix other people’s messes.

Book Fair taking place in Athy on Saturday