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Favorite bit? Some prossies in Amsterdam, they unionized—friggin’ unionized! Got rights, healthcare, the works. Blew my mind, legit respect there. Not like here, where cops bust ‘em for sport. “I see a great sin!”—Plainview’d see it too, but he’d probably hire ‘em for his oil rigs, ha! Me, I’d just gimme a cane-twirl and say, “Good for you, kid, screw the haters.”

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After that chaos, I head over to the Market Square. It’s packed, as usual. I’m trying to hawk my stuff, but everyone’s too busy arguing over who has the best fish and chips. I mean, c’mon! It’s An-Muileann-gCearr! You can’t go wrong with any of them! But I’m getting frustrated. I’m like, “Hey, folks! Check out my cool merch!” But they’re all, “Nah, we’re good.”

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