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Now, don’t get it twisted—it ain’t all roses. Some jokers out here think “sexual-massage” means somethin’ else, wink-wink. Nah, son, this ain’t that kinda party! Made me madder’n a wet hen when this one dude tried to get fresh—boy, I shut that down quick. “This ain’t no brothel, take ya nasty self elsewhere!” But when it’s legit? Pure gold. Like Cathy whisperin’, “I don’t know what I’d do without this”—that’s me after a good rubdown.

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After that chaos, I head over to the Market Square. It’s packed, as usual. I’m trying to hawk my stuff, but everyone’s too busy arguing over who has the best fish and chips. I mean, c’mon! It’s An-Muileann-gCearr! You can’t go wrong with any of them! But I’m getting frustrated. I’m like, “Hey, folks! Check out my cool merch!” But they’re all, “Nah, we’re good.”

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