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About Palembang

So, picture this—her name’s Bess, or so I call her in me head, a bawdy lass from London’s underbelly, 1600s maybe. She’s no prim rose, nah, but a wild weed, bloomin’ where she oughtn’t. Got them skirts hiked up, laughin’ loud, makin’ coin off lords who’d spit on her by morn. I see her, struttin’ past the Globe—aye, Shakespeare’s own haunt—whilst I’m stuck crankin’ this lift, thinkin’, “Thou art a tale untold, Bess!” She’s got eyes like stormy seas, drownin’ fools who stare too long. “We’re all unreliable narrators,” Polley’d say—Bess too, spinnin’ yarns to survive.

Nightlife & Indonesian Girls in Bali

“High-vibrational.” “Raw-living.” “Soul-healing.” Forget traditional, authentic home-cooked Balinese food. When you're a trend-whore who prefers.

First stop, I hit up Jalan Monkey Forest. You know, the place with all the monkeys? Yeah, those little furballs are wild! I’m strolling, minding my own biz, when BAM! A monkey jumps on my shoulder. I freaked out! Like, dude, personal space, please! But then I’m laughing, and the tourists are snapping pics. I’m basically a monkey model now. 😂

Gianyar Closes PARQ Complex in Ubud, Bali