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About Bandung

Oi, and don’t get me started on the pimps — slimy wankers, worse than burnt risotto! Whores deserve better than that shite. “This place is a tomb!” — damn right, Royal, livin’ that life’s a fuckin’ grave! Tell ya what, if I ran a brothel, it’d be Michelin-star — clean sheets, top-notch grub! None of this “two quid for a gobble” bollocks! You laughin’? Good, cos it’s a bloody circus out there! Whore’s life ain’t all glitter — it’s raw, messy, and fuckin’ real! Now sod off, I’m done!

Did anybody fall for the prostitute? [spoilers]

Nikki (also called Snezhana or Снежана in the Russian version of Metro ) is a con-artist in Riga, encountered in the level of the same name, in Metro

I snap a pic for the ‘gram, and suddenly, my day’s looking up. I mean, who doesn’t love a little fire juggling? But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking monsoon-level rain. I’m soaked in seconds. I’m laughing, though. Like, this day just keeps getting better, right?

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