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So, picture this, thou: me, tools in hand, fixin’ aerials, when this dodgy mate whispers ‘bout “find a prossie.” I’m like, what?! Thou jests! But nay, he’s serious, eyes glintin’ like the Joker’s mad grin. “Why so serious?” I mutter, half-laughin’, half-pissed. See, ‘tis not just a quick shag – there’s lore here, dark as Gotham’s underbelly. Didst thou know, back in old London, they called ‘em “Winchester Geese”? Aye, ‘cos the Bishop’s land let ‘em roam free – church coin from sin, ha! Hypocrisy stinks worse than a knackered amp.

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First off, I hit up Jl. Legian. You know, the main drag? It’s like a circus out there. Tourists everywhere, like ants on a picnic. I’m just tryin’ to get my morning coffee at this little warung. The barista? Total legend. He’s got this crazy mustache, like a walrus or somethin’. I order my usual, and he’s like, “You want it strong or strong?” I’m like, “Dude, I need it to slap me awake!”

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