Jade Legian Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Avast, me hearties! ‘Tis Cap’n Jack Sparrow ‘ere, slurrin’ wit’ me rum-soaked tongue, savvy? So, ye wanna hear ‘bout findin’ a prostitute, eh? Well, hoist the sails an’ listen up, ‘cause this tale’s got more twists than a kraken’s tentacles! Picture this—me, stumblin’ through some grubby port town, lookin’ fer a lass o’ the night, like in that mad flick *Synecdoche, New York*—y’know, “the end is built into the beginnin’,” all messy an’ real, aye?

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Then, I decide to stroll down Jl. Melasti. It’s quieter there, more my vibe. But guess what? I trip over a flip-flop. Like, who leaves their shoes in the middle of the street? I’m on the ground, laughin’ at myself. I look up, and there’s this old guy, just smirkin’ at me. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, grandpa!”

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