Ashley Jaten Whore ❤️

About Palembang

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

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Prostitution, as defined under modern Japanese law, is the illegal practice of sexual intercourse .

As the auction goes on, I’m feeling the vibe. People are bidding like crazy. I’m on fire! But then, I notice a couple of folks arguing over a vintage batik piece. They’re practically ready to throw down. I’m like, “Hey, chill! It’s just fabric!” But they’re not having it.

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