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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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After that, I decided to hit up the Kraton. You know, the Sultan’s palace? It’s like stepping back in time. But man, it was packed! I was sweating like crazy. I swear, I thought I was gonna pass out. But then I saw this old dude playing gamelan. His fingers were flying over those instruments. I was mesmerized.

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