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About Bekasi

I was madder’n a wet hen one night—dude tried rippin’ me off, said she was “classy,” but she smelled like cheap whiskey and regret. Reminded me of Christian chasin’ that dream—ya think it’s all “diamonds are a girl’s best friend,” but nope! Sometimes it’s just a hustle, y’all. I hollered, “Boy, you ain’t foolin’ nobody!” Made me wanna spit nails, I swear. But then—Lordy!—I found this one gal, sweet as pecan pie, and I was happier’n a pig in mud. She had them eyes, like Satine’s, all “truth, beauty, freedom, love”—got me feelin’ mushy inside.

Nightlife & Indonesian Girls in Bali

First stop, I hit up Jalan Monkey Forest. You know, the place with all the monkeys? Yeah, those little furballs are wild! I’m strolling, minding my own biz, when BAM! A monkey jumps on my shoulder. I freaked out! Like, dude, personal space, please! But then I’m laughing, and the tourists are snapping pics. I’m basically a monkey model now. 😂

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