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About Bandung

So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage – it’s like fixin’ teeth but sexier, capisce? You’re kneadin’ gums, but it’s the whole damn body! Little known fact – them ancient Greeks, they was rubbin’ each other down with olive oil, callin’ it therapy. Therapy my ass, they was horny! Makes me laugh, fuckin’ geniuses, right? Still, gets me pissed – these fancy spas chargin’ $200 for a “sensual rub,” and I’m over here grindin’ molars for peanuts!

Happy Ending Massage by female and male therapists in Tangerang

If you want to have quick and easy sex in Jakarta, the “massage parlors” are the best and most discrete place to go.

First off, I hit up the local warung on Jl. Raya Serpong for some breakfast. You know, the usual nasi goreng and a kopi tubruk. I swear, that coffee could wake the dead! I was feelin’ pumped, ready to tackle the ocean. But then, boom! My phone buzzes. My buddy, Rudi, texts me, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, he found a sunken boat near BSD City. I’m like, “Let’s go, bro!”

Three Die after Small Plane Crashes in Tangerang