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About Semarang

So, this one time, mi amigo, I met this chick—Roxy, real firecracker. She’s workin’ the corner, skirt short as hell, legs for days. Told me she once fucked a guy who paid in counterfeit cash—pissed her off bad. “You’re a folksinger?”—nah, she ain’t singin’ folk, she’s singin’ for tips, if you catch my drift. Had me laughin’, tho—girl’s got sass. Said she keeps a blade in her boot, some asshole tries to stiff her, bam, he’s done. Little known fact—back in ‘80s Miami, whores ran the streets better than cops. True story, I swear!

2. Roti'O, Stasiun Rangkas Bitung

Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, it was sunny just a minute ago! I’m running for cover, dodging puddles like I’m in an obstacle course. I duck into this little warung on Jl. Cikupa, and the owner, this super friendly guy, offers me some warm soto. Bless him! I’m sitting there, sipping my soto, and I’m just like, “This is life.”

Commemorating Rangkasbitung Descendant Guitarist, Eddie Van Halen On His 67th Birthday