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Hey man, so I’m Dexter—monotone narration, “Tonight’s the night.”—and I’m here, thinkin bout sexual-massage, yeah, that slippery stuff. Been readin up, like an economist, right? Supply, demand, all that jazz. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin—its a freakin market! People pay big, like $200 an hour sometimes, for hands to glide where the sun don’t shine. Crazy, huh? Makes me wonder—why so pricey? Oh wait, illegallity jacks up the cost, duh! Like in “Melancholia,” Kirsten Dunst says, “The earth is evil,” and I’m like, nah, it’s just horny and broke.

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So, I call my buddy, Rudi. He’s the local handyman, and I swear he’s got magic hands. He rolls up, and I’m like, “Dude, save me!” He takes one look and starts crackin’ jokes. “Maybe it’s just takin’ a nap?” I’m like, “A nap? I need it to WORK!” But he gets it fixed, and I’m back in business. Phew!

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